Kitty Kat - Intoxicated

I used to have a cat, his name was Mike
Mike was run over by a steamroller last night
My mommy said that he would never come back to me
'Cos right now Mike lies splattered all over SS3

( chorus )
And I want him back !
I want him back ! I want him back !
My kitty kat !

Oh what a terrible fate to happen to my precious one
He's now as flat as a pancake, oh Mikey why didn't you run ?
They told me to get a dog, or another cat
To ease the pain of my loss, and to forget...

That I want him back !
I want him back !
I want him back !
My kitty kat !

( repeat chorus )

I scooped up Mikey's flesh from all over the road
His eyes were all eaten up
Mikey looked like a toad
I finally realised that my Mikey was dead
He remains in a jar... next to my bed !

( repeat chorus )

I don't care if he's all guts and bones
I don't care if he's all over stones
So what if his eyes are green jelly
I want him
I want him BACK now !